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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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(via iamthewhitegirl)

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

(via orgasmic-humor)

johannabells:

i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing

(Source: livingsarandipitously, via commedesbrazil)

hahawhore:

friend: you dropped something

me: oh

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thanks

(via kindallthegemini)